categories / Chris to Chris
tags / promise to fix your life, the lion king, every single friday, how to start over, easy jobs at nasa, garfield phones, washed up on the beach, french beaches, murdering me in cold blood, a bus hitting me, ideally i would not die, literally 100 years straight, a footnote somewhere, live forever, cellular regeneration technology, religion as a backup plan, if you play your cards right, no frame of reference, dabbling in hinduism, a wonderful movie, 1994, the hero of the movie, scar the lion, jeremy irons, misunderstood character in the movie, i just can't wait to be king, james earl jones, jonathan taylor thomas, be prepared song, villain, hyenas, surprises that await you, how am i supposed to be prepared, not always practical, 2001, august, idaho, beautiful state, boring as sin, not a lot going on, watch potatoes grow, county fair, ninja star, get it to stick, dangerous badass ninja, right after 911, stole my property that i paid for, with my money, pick up my wife from the airport, 711 next door, coyote crossing the street, fully grown cat, a pretty busy street, beautiful example of nature, coyote, the wisdom to ask for help, what a novel idea, mr cat, mrs cat, mr coyote, all tuckered out, long day of catnapping, do not be afraid, video game corner, absolutely nothing interesting happened, nintendo, twitch prime member, nintendo switch online, this is kind of cool, i could score, twitch is awful, amazon of oz, broken piece of shit, upnloaded, chris to chris, logged my ass out, gen z, just discovered politics, i know everything, you don't know anything, just like a boss would, explicitly states, just because you hate yourself, we couldn't be bothered, some generic bullshit, reset your password, the link was dead, a bad link, some spiel, as if it was banned, randomly ban, since being bought by amazon, a twitter thread, waiting for over a year, the moral of the story, congratulations, awfulest, joker movie trailer, supposed to be a mystery, dc movies, chris nolan, executive produced by martin Scorsese, reincarnation, convert to hinduism, fully convert, the inevitable has happened, the bullet of a crazed fan, the big comeback, full reincarnation, when it was first announced, vein of the dark knight, the whole nine yards, might not come back, it would just be gibberish, tip of the week, old garfield phones, this is true, used to be pretty popular, garfield suction cups, orange phone, move on with your life, see in a horror movie, Ar Viltansou, french bullhorn, old shipping container, floating in a cave, real ball busters, investigating the origins, ultimately responsible, lost so many years ago, nasa, the european space agency, 90 days straight, lie in bed, cologne germany, effects of artificial gravity, age faster, stress on your cardiovascular system, twin astronauts, my 600lb life, experiment, tlc, 12 times a day, sad reality show, effects on the human body, nothing for three months, relatively fit people, gelatinous soft people, narrow range of people, 19000, too much of a busybody, three months vacation, based on what i remember, not remembering everything correctly, big problem on my hands, smartass human being, coming back as a baby, full grown man, new host, my heart knows, boo hoo, backup host, the first rule, wrote myself into a corner, legally changes their name, not mike, willing to step down, i become a man, a page from their torah, interim host, i want to make it very clear, bad karma, a big no no, zune, zunecast, ipod, remember the zune, bailout, had to give them money, this ipod thing, steve jobs, would not wear deodorant, had a vision, what are these guys doing, eat our lunch, we can do it better, was a stupid name, the word tune, zed, power rangers lord zed, zune is a bad name, bill gates kids, wanted an ipod, the rest is history, microsoft discontinued, i always wanted to like mustard, especially with a hotdog, crossing over, i feel a little ashamed, not strong memories, my first experience with mustard, cut up a hotdog, ready to chow down, chef boyardee commercials, a vague memory, the last time i ever, a big fair shake, not a fan to this day, if time is relative, are my relatives time, clear and definitive, galactus, consume your time, stuck in traffic, something to chew on, all relative, most appropriate reason, cancel plans with friends, nothing more important, social situation, related to anyone famous, murder is no excuse, that big of a hiccup, cover it up with you, nephew of ted bundy, outside of a can, come to think of it, old commercials, very millennial of me, authentic italian meal, earned a place in my lunch, not the ideal lunch, not the ideal way to eat, poll results, do you read, every single word, good on you, don't be ridiculous, jargon and gibberish, by the way, enjoy your weekend or else, read in car nation