K9 out of 10 - Chris to Chris | Episode 33

May 17, 2019 / Chris Langner

Chris to Chris is exploring lost love letters this week. We’re also talking about the amazing trailer for A Dog’s Journey, pizza news, our spoiler-free Detective Pikachu review, listener questions, and a whole lot more. Join for the best comedy podcast we’ve released all week!

Check out Episode 33 below. You can also subscribe to Chris to Chris on iTunes, Google Podcasts, Pocket Casts, Stitcher, and Podcast Republic (plus some other apps too, probably). Send us your questions and thoughts in the comment section below.

Oh, and here are Holly’s letters to Mike in their entirety:

December 14th, 2018

Hi Mike,

My name is Holly. I’m a 20-year-old art major at Cal State Fullerton. I stumbled upon this show through a friend on Facebook.

I don’t really like Chris but I’m a big fan of everything you do on the show. You’re so funny and smart. Every time you introduce yourself, I have the biggest smile on my face :D

I don’t want to scare you off, but I found your Insta and I think you’re pretty cute. I’m surprised you’re single. Why’s your account private though? L

Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon. I’ve included my contact info and a pic.

XOXO

-Holly

January 4th, 2019

Hi Mike,

It’s Holly again. I’ve written you three letters now and I haven’t heard back. I hope Chris isn’t keeping you too busy, haha ;-)

Anyways, if it isn’t super obvious at this point, I’ve kinda got a huge crush on you.

OMG, I’m embarrassed about how long it took for me to even write that, lol.

Sooo, I creeped your Insta page a bit/lot and I think I’m your type, based on the pics with your girl friends (at least I hope they’re just your friends, lol!).

If you think you’re done playing hard to get, text me or something.

Still thinking of you.

XOXO

-Holly

March 8th, 2019

Michael,

This is the 26th time I’ve written you.

I thought you were different than other guys. I thought you understood me.

25 letters I’ve written to you, all from the heart. 25 times you have stepped on that heart. The heart that beats for you. Is a response so much to ask?! Even once?!

My friends told me to move on and that you aren’t worth it. And for a second, I almost listened to them.

They aren’t my friends anymore. From now on, it’s just you and me, Mikey!

I’m in this for the long haul, babe! I can’t wait to meet you.

We are going to rule the world together.

Forever yours,

-Holly

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