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K9 out of 10 - Chris to Chris | Episode 33

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Chris to Chris is exploring lost love letters this week. We’re also talking about the amazing trailer for A Dog’s Journey, pizza news, our spoiler-free Detective Pikachu review, listener questions, and a whole lot more. Join for the best comedy podcast we’ve released all week!

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K9 out of 10 - Chris to Chris | Episode 33 Chris Langner

Oh, and here are Holly’s letters to Mike in their entirety:

December 14th, 2018

Hi Mike,

My name is Holly. I’m a 20-year-old art major at Cal State Fullerton. I stumbled upon this show through a friend on Facebook.

I don’t really like Chris but I’m a big fan of everything you do on the show. You’re so funny and smart. Every time you introduce yourself, I have the biggest smile on my face :D

I don’t want to scare you off, but I found your Insta and I think you’re pretty cute. I’m surprised you’re single. Why’s your account private though?  L

Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon. I’ve included my contact info and a pic.

XOXO

-Holly


January 4th, 2019

Hi Mike,

It’s Holly again. I’ve written you three letters now and I haven’t heard back. I hope Chris isn’t keeping you too busy, haha ;-)

Anyways, if it isn’t super obvious at this point, I’ve kinda got a huge crush on you.

OMG, I’m embarrassed about how long it took for me to even write that, lol.

Sooo, I creeped your Insta page a bit/lot and I think I’m your type, based on the pics with your girl friends (at least I hope they’re just your friends, lol!).

If you think you’re done playing hard to get, text me or something.

Still thinking of you.

XOXO

-Holly


March 8th, 2019

Michael,

This is the 26th time I’ve written you.

I thought you were different than other guys. I thought you understood me.

25 letters I’ve written to you, all from the heart. 25 times you have stepped on that heart. The heart that beats for you. Is a response so much to ask?! Even once?!

My friends told me to move on and that you aren’t worth it. And for a second, I almost listened to them.

They aren’t my friends anymore. From now on, it’s just you and me, Mikey!

I’m in this for the long haul, babe! I can’t wait to meet you.

We are going to rule the world together.

Forever yours,

-Holly